Lessons from The Book of Donald 5:1-12
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Now when he saw the crowds, the master tweeted, “Truly, we’ve had so much winning.” Then he began to teach his disciples, saying,
Blessed are the rich, for theirs is the Kingdom of Men.
Blessed are those who mourn the loss of white privilege, for they shall be celebrated
Blessed are the bold, for they will create jobs.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after Alex Jones, for they shall be righteously indignant.
Blessed are those who show no mercy, for they are good businessmen.
Blessed are the pure capitalists, for their God is the only God.
Blessed are the warmongers, for they shall use fear to control you.
Blessed are those who feel persecuted because they voted for me, for they shall see so much winning and walls and more winning.
Blessed are you when the Fake News and liberals insult you, persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of mean things about you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, believe me, it is so great, it is the best reward, and the rich people are going to make it happen, folks, I promise you, and I love all people, rich or poor, but in those particular positions I just don’t want a poor person. Does that make sense? Does that make sense?